Ten Easy Questions

1.  Would you prefer an iPad, or would you rather have a big section of a muddy, rotting ox carcass?

2.  Is it possible that, deep down, Kim Jong Un is a nice guy, or is he just a jerk?

3.  Which Cypriot bankers are sleazier, the Greeks or the Turks?

4.  Does the pope poop in the woods?

5.  If a man has sex with his male friends and acquaintances but always (or at least usually) assumes the role of a "top," is he still gay?

6.  Can Governor Christie lose enough weight to run for President in 2016?

7.  Beatles or Stones?

8.  Which city is more westerly: Reno, NV, or Los Angeles, CA?

9.  Why did so-and-so stick a jar of strawberry jam up his/her proverbial butt?

10.  Most plausible superhero?

Answers: iPad; it's possible that he's a nice guy; equally sleazy; the pope does not poop in the woods; still gay but not as much; absolutely not...way too fat; Stones; Reno; it was his/her favorite flavor; Superman (who's to say what aliens can do?).