Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Lord Is My Escort

You’d think that if all you wanted your escort to do was to give you a hand job while dressed in a nun’s habit (clean and provided by you) while reading Psalm 23 and other verses (from a large-print Bible provided by you) then she’d charge you less than the usual rate.  After all, it’s just a hand job.  How gross could it be?  I don’t want to wear a condom but she can always wear gloves…I got a box of gloves.

But, no, it costs extra, a lot extra!  Apparently, it’s called “the Sunday-school experience.”  Personally, I think it’s bullshit.  I think they just gave it a name so that they can charge more.  I’ve been to Sunday school…nobody ever gave me a hand job.  Granted, I’m not Catholic.

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