Why Do I Even Bother?

My father, whom I’m to honor, is a staunch atheist, and the Lord shall visit the inequity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Him. So I’m pretty much fucked. My brother, my nephew...we're all pretty much fucked because of Dad (great job, Dad; thanks a lot). Seriously, though, I got nothin’ to lose, bitches! The patriarchy has totally let me down.