...out of the worm-hole, into the fire!

Dear Worm,

The lying liberal media recently claimed that the Pope broke his wrist
in a fall.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8155372.stm

Obviously, God's right hand man couldn't break his own right hand, or
this would mean the end of all things. What really happened?


The Worm sez: You are correct to point out that God’s right-hand man could not break his own right hand as two such rights would make a wrong. His Holiness’ recent tumble was the result of his slipping in a puddle of Nivea moisturizing cream while performing his daily ablutions, which he has performed with great zeal and pious fervor ever since he reached puberty early while serving as a Hitler Youth during WWII. Incidentally, the Pope suffers from low vision and from acute carpal tunnel syndrome (in both wrists), and his favorite singer is Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas. She is very lovely!

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I am wondering if it bothers you that people sign their emails with the following closings:

"Ciao!"
"Cheers!"

when no drinking is involved, no foreign language being spoken, and the individuals are not English or Italian?


The Worm sez: People who have not been drinking ought to be looking their best and, thus, they ought to be communicating via Skype; therefore, such people should not be signing any emails in any fashion. When The Worm hears/reads a language other than American being spoken/written, it assumes that the speakers/writers are cognitively impaired and that they are speaking/writing gibberish. Finally, The Worm’s policy is to refrain from making any distinctions among people based on their national origin or their fingerprints, dental records, or DNA.

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So sayeth The Worm.